Women.

I don't get it. You think I'd understand them more what with me being one and all. They are fucking ridiculous. I've yet to meet a girl who isn't an emotional wreck in one way or another. I see how some of my best friends get treated by their girlfriends and it pisses me off to no end. I mean, I know I'm no peach, but if I had a boyfriend half as amazing as those guys I'd be fucking grateful!! Jesus Christ don't be so fucking retarded and learn to appreciate what a great thing you have while you have it! You'll miss it when it's gone. And you can trust me on that one.